I sit in my seat lost in my thought
These thoughts that make me smile.
I will sit here and let my mind wander,
Would you like to sit by me for a while?
Wouldn't it be a strange world without children?
Some thoughts make me smile and others to frown...
The noise is sometimes worse than a stormy night
Every loving parent deserves to wear a crown!!
The hectic day begins early about 6 am
Like the sudden roar of a stormy tide.
The bathroom resembles a boxing gym.
Oh please I need somewhere to hide!!!
The soaps resemble missiles from the war.
Oh please I need somewhere safe to hide!!
The dog jumps around like a clown in a circus
And the parrot sings "With me abide!!"
Breakfast time is even worse than this
And my patience is now so frail.
I shout out louder than even Pavarotti
But out my false teeth shoot as I wail!!
Everybody sings out loud and hearty
“Mother looks silly without her teeth!!”
My forehead creases, my hair turns grey
Find me a shelter I can hide underneath.